Monday, July 17, 2006

Straight From Holland

Its been 25 days, I been here in his land called Holland. It's been a dream run until now, lets hope the party continues.

Netherlands alias Holland is one of the most advanced countries in the world. The world's tallest breed lives here. At this point I can't resist myself comparing Amsterdam with Pune! Lets read on. This is a country of bicycles. Per head more than one bicycle. Bicycles don't have bells and breaks. Any time cyclist can come head on. Cycles are indeed designed to carry 2 to 3 people. Every cycle will have it's own innovative version. Shops close as a clock struck 6. Customer is not so critical commodity. They will drive you out after closing hours. You can see rows of cars parked along the road, but will not see a trace of human being around. Every house needs to have a cat or a dog.

This country is not only renowned for Tulips, Wind Mills and Wooden Boots, but also for legalised drugs, prostitution and gay marriages. Red light area in Amsterdam is one of the most popular tourist spot in the world!

We can see plenty of cannels running across the heart of the city. These cannels along with small lanes can be imagined as a huge scale 'BhulBhulaiya'. 40% of the country is reclaimed. It's said that 'God made the Earth, Dutch made the Netherlands'. Some part of the country is below the sea level. Can you imagine, Schipol airport in Amsterdam is 5 meters below sea level!!. I can't imagine. For years these people are fighting to keep themselves out of water. They have built huge windmills to pump the water back into the sea. If these mills stop working, we all will be under water.

Last Saturday, Vinayak and I had been to Dan-Haag beach. We boarded the train at Zuid-WTC. Watching lush grebe countryside and eating 'Shankarpale', we reached Dan-Haag. On our way towards beach we halted at Madurodam. It's miniature Holland. All tourist attractions, government offices, queen's palaces and even, Schipol Airport are miniaturised in exact proportion. All minor details of any monument are captured with a precision. Even trees have been bonsaied to suit the buildings. But still 12-euro entrance fee is a bit too much.

We reached the beach at about 3'o clock. The beach was full of people. It was a sunny weekend and people were enjoying the sunbath. We had 'Phodnicha Bhat' at the beach. (All Maharashtians should laugh at this point) Now it was time to enter the water. The water was ice cold. Duchesses were having their summer bath. I could hardly enter knee-deep water. I was about to have my chilliest bath. I jumped into one of the waves and got myself drenched.

It is a time, I should tell you something about Dutch female beings. Lets call it a 'Pari Katha'. Giving due respect to Nigro female beings, this land is full of heavenly ladies. Especially in summer, wearing a dress doesn't seem to be a priority. And on the beach………….(fill in the line with your own imagination)… ……………………………!!!!

This country has adopted a special community called 'Sreenam'. These people are from a country called 'Sreenam', which is somewhere near Brazil. These people look like a Nigro, but can speak Hindi. This community is running a separate FM radio station, which plays Hindi songs. Somewhere down the birth line, they have their origin in India. While we were enjoying the beach beauty, I was shocked to see a Nigro lady singing a Hindi song. It was a group of 3-4 Sreenamies. They seemed curious about Bollywood actor-actresses. We sang 2-3 songs for them. How can I explain a Nigro singing a Hindi song? It's difficult to explain and to hear also.

So,, If u have not got bored, next time I will tell you all about my cycle trip which I would be enjoying this week. I might go to Belgium also.
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Mandar Joshi

Tata Consultancy Services Ltd. Amsterdam. (17 July 2006)